Jobless, call (+)91Jobsitez..com!

While some people loose jobs (lost mine recently), some resign, some fail to get the job of their choice, some just don't bother to get a job! If you are jobless (to be more polite: without a job), think again; you are not alone, there are millions in India without a job. A very popular term for people like u & me in Tamil is "vetti officers".

"Your dreamjob available @ the click of a button", "Your next big fat cheque is just a phonecall away", "The Job of your dreamz"...well, these are some of the few punchlines of a dozen jobsites in India splashing across newspapers, mags, hoardings and now on the idiot box. So, why take the headache of jobhunting when there are professionals recruiters and consultants who make life easier for thousands by narrowing down the best job for you. Well, thats their job, they do it for free and you dont pay a penny :)

So, what are you waiting for, just dial "+911ndianjobsitez.com" & update your resume to perfection (of course using the Keyboard and MSWORD), and wait for the MP3JOB ringtone to play!

hey, you can't deny that the Naukri.com ad feauring Mr. HariSadu was the most controversial of them all, but its only 1/1,000 who have the balls to quit in that fashion. Finding a job is the easiest part these days, choosing the best is the key!

Happy JobHunting!

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