Cricket India Dream Team
Amidst all the intellectual comments made by our professional politicians who are paid to progress the economy of our country by driving a few poor illiterate Indian youths to smear cowdung on posters of cricketers, and burn effigies (pun intended); I've decided to form a dream team with tremendous vision and abundance of passion to reach the Finals of the Cricket Word Cup 2007 quite comfortably.
And, who better than the politicians, bureaucrats and past BCCI bastards of India can hold a straight bat, dive to save runs, bowl a googly, and face 150Kmph beamers! So, here is my Dream Team....Ooooh AAAh India!
Coach: ????? (very tough to decide, too many contenders, but L.K. Advani is my choice)
Physiotherapist: Subhas Chakravarty (West Bengal Sports Minister)
Statistician: Dayanidhi Maran (India's IT man....ya I know he's Congress)
Official Sponsor: Pepsi (whether you win or lose, we will always be with you)
Well done Greg Chappell, you have the balls to challenge the so-called MP's of India. Unfortunately, our politicians know cricket better than you, and understand the true meaning of democracy (pun intended)! After all, they have been playing with the public from the day we gained Independence.
And, who better than the politicians, bureaucrats and past BCCI bastards of India can hold a straight bat, dive to save runs, bowl a googly, and face 150Kmph beamers! So, here is my Dream Team....Ooooh AAAh India!
- Somnath Chatterjee (Speaker of the Parliament of India) - Captain cum Opener a.k.a The Waaaaaaalllll
- Laloo Prasad Yadav (Union Minister for Indian Railways) - Vice-Captain & Opener aka
- Amar Singh (Crook No.1) - Point fielder & Genuine 1-down batsman
- Ram Vilas Paswan (Youth Instigator No.1) - Slip fielder whom you can always rely on
- Gurudas Dasgupta (Communist Party Member) - LEFT Arm Over Spinner
- Mohan Singh (Samajwadi Socialist Party) - Leg Spinner
- Narendra Modi (so far he has not commented whether he is available for selection, but I expect him to do soon) - Short-leg fielder
- Jagmohan Dalmiya (X- BCCI president) - ALLROUNDER
- Jaywant Lele (X-BCCI secretary) - Wicketkeeper
- Brinda Karat (CPI -M) - Genuine Pace Bowler
- Shatrugan Sinha (MP) - Genuine Pace Bowler
- Navjot Singh Sidhu (I really don't know whose side he is on, very unpredictable. Today he might support Greg Chappel, tomorrow it maybe a different story) - Supersub
Coach: ????? (very tough to decide, too many contenders, but L.K. Advani is my choice)
Physiotherapist: Subhas Chakravarty (West Bengal Sports Minister)
Statistician: Dayanidhi Maran (India's IT man....ya I know he's Congress)
Official Sponsor: Pepsi (whether you win or lose, we will always be with you)
Well done Greg Chappell, you have the balls to challenge the so-called MP's of India. Unfortunately, our politicians know cricket better than you, and understand the true meaning of democracy (pun intended)! After all, they have been playing with the public from the day we gained Independence.
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